"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."
"The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood."
― Voltaire (via psych-quotes)
"Make yourself so happy so that when others look at you they become happy, too."
Yogi Bhajan  (via thatkindofwoman)

and I hate everything now. why do I have to cry?

wonderfulyou:

The reason we feel confused and sad at times is so we’ll start looking for the right path. If we never question the space we’re in, how will we ever move forward? If we’re always just content, how will we ever know the feeling of pure, uncontainable happiness?
Confusion is good. Sadness is good. You may not feel it right at this moment but one day not far from now you will look back and appreciate what you’re going through. This is all a blessing, and you’re here for a reason. When the going gets real tough and you can’t sleep at night… Remember:
 This, too, will pass.

wonderfulyou:

The reason we feel confused and sad at times is so we’ll start looking for the right path. If we never question the space we’re in, how will we ever move forward? If we’re always just content, how will we ever know the feeling of pure, uncontainable happiness?

Confusion is good. Sadness is good. You may not feel it right at this moment but one day not far from now you will look back and appreciate what you’re going through. This is all a blessing, and you’re here for a reason. When the going gets real tough and you can’t sleep at night… Remember:


This, too, will pass.

my baby is good at all these ;)

my baby is good at all these ;)

justfivemore:

and on that same note, the senioritis thing is happening again. this happened in high school and it’s so weird bc it is 100% unlike me to just stop caring and shit but man it’s really kicking in.

YEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP it’s the worst.

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good."

Roald Dahl (via october-afternoons)

crying….